December 2011
I have two resolutions
goddamnbears:
- Touch more booties - Make more money
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re: The Iron Lady.
Meryl Streep is not Margaret Thatcher. Meryl Streep is an actress. An actress playing out, from what I can gather, a hugely misinformed script. So, overseas viewers - sheltered British viewers even - please bear this in mind and do a little more research before you all carry on quoting and praising this Saint Thatcher creation. It’s starting to grate.
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In the end, they did not kill the elephants. Once they confronted them, it...
– The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Haruki Murakami
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Be in love with your life. Every detail of it.
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Jack Kerouac
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…people have to think seriously about what it means for them to be alive...
– May Kasahara, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
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warez-bb got hacked again. any other...
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I see a lot of myself in Toru Okada.
Although I suppose most people would, and that’s probably the point.
Dear So & So: The UK is not a Christian nation →
jamespoynton:
Dear David Cameron,
Once again you’ve made a tit of yourself, you cheeky scamp, always finding ways to make things worse. It’s like watching an episode of Mr. Bean, a hapless man just falling through life much to the amusement of all those who watch. So imagine how much I lol’d when you said…
i don’t like shaving the dog
without her ears she is a seal
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Swanson vs. Food
A loving tribute to Ron Swanson and all his favourite foods.
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Anonymous asked: What are your favourite scents/smells?
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Damnit HBO.
Now I want a beer, I want an ice cream sandwich, I wanna take a nap, I wanna read a comic book, I wanna watch Little House on the Prairie, and I want a vodka.
:(
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Also I keep seeing that Ed Sheeran album cover and getting excited because I think it’s Microcastle and then for a second assume that the whole world must be vibing off Deerhunter. But then I realise and everything’s back to normal and shit music reigns once more.
I'm going to start cutting my own hair.
Gimme a kiss, pretty bird. Budgie bird, pretty bird. What you doing, ey?...
– Budge, all day every day
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also, while we're on it, military wives;
Christ almighty. I know it’s for charity and that, but put some effort in.
‘Light up the darkness, my prince of peace’. Real lyric, no lie.
The video looks like something that they’d play on Pride of Britain with ‘Rule The World’ over it and then there’d be loads of closeups of Amanda Holden crying.
Honestly, ‘prince of peace’. I just dunno...
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Fucking military wives had better not get...
I’ve a £60 return resting on Little Mix. X Factor’s chance to right its wrongs.
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Sex-negative messages don’t keep people from having sex. They keep people from...
– Sex-Negative Education and the Spectre of Rape - Sex Positive Activism
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OUR DEAR LEADER IS DEAD
viajake:
Kim Jong Il is dead.
Huh.
inb4 ‘looking at a coffin’